A Card

I found this card when I was looking for Emma's birthday card. and I thought it pretty much described me perfectly. It was in the birthday card section, but I can't figure out how it is a birthday card.

 

  

here's what it says(if you can't read it because you're too blind):

"She wasn't much of a joiner. 

She hated groups, clubs, 

sororities, memeberships,

organizations, societies,

gangs, crews, mobs,

posses, crods, etc.

She preferred to exist

as a self-contained unit --

a solo artist-

who traveled through life 

on a tour bus built for one."